三月裏的逗樂搞笑短信讓你開心過一天

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1、某老師在解釋“但是”一詞時說:“但是就是轉個彎的意思。”一學生造句:“我家到學校有九個但是。”

2、【李敖】狂言:我生平有兩大遺憾,一是我無法找到像李敖這樣精彩的人做我的朋友,二是我無法坐到台下去聽李敖的精彩演說。--其實你也一樣,你都可以擁有讓自己傾心的優點,自信,才能走的更遠。

9、新郎文質彬彬地向大家欠了欠身,說:我衷心感謝大家在百忙中參加我們的婚禮,這是對我們極大的鼓舞,極大的鞭策,極大的關懷。由於我倆是初次結婚,缺乏經驗,還有待各位今後對我們進行多多幫助、扶持。今天有不到之處,歡迎大家提出寶貴意見,以便下次改進。

1, a teacher in explaining "but" is a word to say: "but is turn the corner." A sentence: "my students to school." nine but

2, li ao] say: my life has two big regret, I cannot find a wonderful person such as li ao do my friends, I sat down to the speech of li ao. Actually, you also like - you can have let yourself go, self-confidence, to go further.

9 and the groom gentle to you owe QianShen, said: "I sincerely thank you for taking your time to attend our wedding, this is our great inspiration, great, great care of the whip. Because we are first married, lack of experience, all of us are in great help and support. Today there are less than, welcome the valuable advice, so the next improvement.

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由11i發表於 2014年01月09日,歸檔到目錄搞笑語錄
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