記錄2011春晚時的經典語句短信
美國人有錢，現在還不是向我們借錢
這房子比我歲數都大，誰要啊！？
別因為一個包子引發一個血案
隻聽過有困難找警察,沒聽過吃包子也找警察的呀
自從掛上她那照片，我們小區就沒招過賊，沒招過耗子~~
我的才能就像懷孕，時間越久，就越覺得肚子裏有東西~~
生活欺騙了我，誰說醜妻是家中寶啊，老婆孩子還是漂亮的好！
我今年第一次和外星人接觸！！！
現在長的多經典 原來長的多驚險
不說可以接受 但我可以忍受
不要在1棵樹上吊死 在旁邊的樹上多試幾次
這件事情其實非常不可思議，哪裏不可思議呢？沒有掌聲非常不可思議
一句話能成事，一句話能敗事，一句話能成就和諧社會，你就不能陽光點嗎？
“我充其量就是雷鋒的傳人——你們就叫我雷人吧”
我們就像兩片幹柴，你那邊燒得很旺，回頭一泡尿，把我澆熄了。
Americans have not yet to us, to borrow money
This house is old, who I will! ?
Don't because of a steamed stuffed bun trigger a bloodbath
To find the police have difficulty, haven't you heard of the police also eat dumplings
Hang the pictures, since she had called us district is not a thief, and had not recruit the ~ ~
I can just like pregnant, the longer it will feel belly, something ~ ~
Life deceives me, who say ugly wife's home, wife, children still treasure of beautiful!
I this year for the first time and alien contact!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, a much longer thriller classic originally
Not acceptable but I can stand
Don't hang on one tree in the next several times more than the trees try
It actually very magical, where the incredible? No applause is incredible
Words can you can a failure, one can achieve social harmony, sunshine, can't you?
"I was at the descendants of the lei feng, you can call me shocking!"
We would like two sticks, you burn very prosperous, turning a bubble urine, take me out.
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