英文笑話兩則+中英對譯
This is my seat It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
有個婦女第一次坐飛機。上了飛機後她找到自己的座位坐了下來。
一會一個男人做過來堅持說她坐的是他的位子。這個婦女不理睬他，並叫他走開。
“好吧，”這個男的回答，“如果你堅持的話，那你來駕駛飛機吧。”
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes.Frantically, she called to the father outside.
"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do ?"
Yelled back the father ,"Keep feeding him nickels!"
母親見三歲的兒子將一枚五分硬幣放進嘴裏吞了下去，她立刻將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的後背，他咳出了兩枚一角的硬幣，她發狂似的朝正在外麵的孩子父親喊道：
“你兒子剛才吞下了一枚五分硬幣，可咳出兩枚一角的硬幣！我該怎麽辦呢？“
孩子他爸大聲回答道：“再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣！”
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