怎樣到達(how Come)

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怎樣到達(how Come)

  a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

  a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

  a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

  to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. and not try to understand her at all.

  married men live longer than single men. but married men are a lot more willing to die.

  any married man should forget his mistakes. there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

  men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. women somehow deteriorate during the night.

  a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

  a woman has the last word in any argument. anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

  there are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.

  if a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment if a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute

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由11i發表於 2014年01月06日,歸檔到目錄英語四級作文
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